Rice jersey exchange day. 90 minutes standing on line, could have been a lot worse. If you wanted a women’s or kid’s jersey, you were in luck. Sorry dudes, you have to come back end of October with your voucher. Bonus - they gave me back the Super Bowl patch from my Rice jersey. #ravens #baltimore
And there is no meaning in Robin’s death, except as it sheds light on our common humanity, as his life did. But I’ve learned that there can be meaning without things making sense.
Here is what is true: a third of the people you adore and admire in the world and in your families have severe mental illness and/or addiction. I sure do. I have both. And you still love me. You help hold me up. I try to help hold you up. Half of the people I love most have both; and so do most of the artists who have changed and redeemed me, given me life. Most of us are still here, healing slowly and imperfectly. Some days are way too long."
— Anne Lamott | August 12, 2014
"Don’t go freezing some uneven chunky bullshit and waste everybody’s time."
Starting to feel like ninety one thousand damn degrees outside? We got you. Chill the fuck out with a big ass cup of this tropical treat. All you need are five fucking ingredients and a blender. You should be able to handle that shit even if it feels like the world is melting.
PIÑA COLADA ICE CREAM
Makes about 1 ½ pints, enough for 2-3 sweaty motherfuckers
3 cups of frozen pineapple*
1 frozen banana, broken into chunks
1 ½ cups canned coconut milk
1 tablespoon liquid sweetener like agave or maple syrup, whatever you got
½ teaspoon vanilla extract
Throw everything in a blender and run that shit until it’s all smooth. Pour it into a loaf pan or similar shaped container and smooth it all around so it’s even. Don’t go freezing some uneven chunky bullshit and waste everybody’s time.
Cover and place in the motherfucking freezer until it is nice and solid, at least 5 hours depending on how shitty your freezer is. You know what the fuck you should do with ice cream after that. This is best eaten the first day or two after it’s made because it can get harder to scoop the longer it sits. But no doubt you or your roommates will get after it long before then.
*about one 16 ounce bag
once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
Take a minute or ten to appreciate all that is this True Detective bootleg DVD art.
I loved the Paris episode. Totes made the series IMO. Amazing perform, indeed.
Worldwide Vegan Pizza Day - white garlic sauce & sundried tomatoes on a rosemary crust. As one does. #vegan #veganpizzaday #longtrailbeer
Scott Ellington, the prosecuting attorney for Arkansas’s Second Judicial District, said in a recent interview that, “There are no ongoing investigations by governmental investigative authorities” concerning the West Memphis Three case. Ellington may be the only person on the planet who believes there is “closure” in my case.
- Damien Echols