Now you know good and damn well you can’t mention “vaginal steaming” and not give an explanation. I’ve NEVER heard of such a thing, and I’m kinda afraid to find out what it is, BUT I NEED TO KNOW.
Essentially they wanted to relieve me of an additional $75 to squat over some herbal tea in a private (well, thank God for small things) room. I was told it helps with regulating periods and infertility. I told her these weren’t problems I was currently grappling with, so no thank you. She then informed me that it also just “feels nice.” Seeing as I can “feel nice” at no charge to myself, I passed.
“If I can’t say the word vagina, why are we legislating vaginas? What language should I use?”—Michigan state Representative Lisa Brownwonders why she was prohibited from using the medically correct term for her vajayjay on the House floor. (via washingtonpoststyle)
“The best films scramble your brain, changing you slightly. You emerge from the dark with new, blinking eyes, adjusting to a different world. It’s why for many of us a good movie is a small miracle, worthy of devotion.”—
“The obvious explanation is that every time a woman tries to tell a joke, an invisible dream-catcher telescopes out of her vagina and snatches it from the air. Science.”—Lindy West, on those bogus studies that come out every couple years saying men are funnier than women. (via washingtonpoststyle)