super heavy sellout

thugkitchen: You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:17:56 -0400

You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.

BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ

5 blackberries

5 ice cubes

1 shot of bourbon

¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)

¼ cup cold club soda (optional)

Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.

Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone

We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:38:49 -0400

wilwheaton: I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:16:00 -0400

wilwheaton:

I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.

Yahoo board approves 1.1 billion cash acquisition of Tumblr, according to WSJ

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:40:35 -0400

Yahoo board approves 1.1 billion cash acquisition of Tumblr, according to WSJ

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Sat, 18 May 2013 16:29:00 -0400

Holding you to “epic”.

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:20:00 -0400

Holding you to “epic”.

WHEN SOMEONE PUTS THEIR FOOD ON INSTAGRAM

Fri, 17 May 2013 06:08:25 -0400

hollywoodassistants:

When I do it:

millionsmillions: “Would I have carried myself with the same...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:32:24 -0400

millionsmillions:

“Would I have carried myself with the same swagger, or faced adversity with such feminine resolve, without Albertine as my guide?…I was drawn to a striking, remote face—rendered violet on black—on a dust jacket proclaiming its author ‘a female Genet.’” Patti Smith’s favorite little-known book.

noraleah: No, YOU are a good boy, Joe Biden. Joe Biden responds...

Wed, 15 May 2013 05:36:50 -0400

noraleah:

No, YOU are a good boy, Joe Biden.

Joe Biden responds to second-grader with personal, handwritten note (via motherjones)

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Mon, 13 May 2013 20:35:43 -0400

Bradley Cooper and Lil Jon. You have reached the end of the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:12:34 -0400

Bradley Cooper and Lil Jon. You have reached the end of the Internet. Please turn off the lights and close the door behind you.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 06:11:06 -0400

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Sat, 11 May 2013 18:51:00 -0400

"Dogs? Yeah, I get it. Too needy. I don’t need anything needier than me. If there’s gonna be..."

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:23:33 -0400

“Dogs? Yeah, I get it. Too needy. I don’t need anything needier than me. If there’s gonna be something crying and panting in my house, it’s gonna be me.”

- Marc Maron (via languisceilcor)

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Sat, 11 May 2013 07:15:00 -0400

“Time spent with cats is never wasted.” - Sigmund...

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:36:38 -0400

“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”

- Sigmund Freud

A fashion gathering will never be mistaken for a MENSA meeting.

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:04:48 -0400

A fashion gathering will never be mistaken for a MENSA meeting.

"Is the Goo Goo Dolls punk?"

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:09:27 -0400

“Is the Goo Goo Dolls punk?”

- No they fucking aren’t. GTFO.

Done with this Met Gala live feed already.